keeps the doctor
and the doctor
you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect
But wait, there’s another:
can tom hiddleston ever answer normally to a question or does he just vomit poetry whenever he’s asked something
So that’s what it’s used for
eating breakfast on the go
Elephants walking through a rain forest.
i thought these were bunnies in a field of grass but ok
"Those people down there, they’re never small to me. Don’t make assumptions about how far I will go to protect them because I’ve already come a very long way and unlike you I do not expect to reach The Promise Land."
I’m the Doctor. I’ve lived for over 2,000 years and not all of them were good. I’ve made many mistakes, and it’s about time that I did something about that.
(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
*whispers* how long have you been 17
I know what you are
Say it.Say it out loud.
people are scared of shows like Hannibal and Ameican Horror Story but if you’ve seen courage the cowardly dog you’ve seen it all