janisnotbritish:

poco-loki:

an apple

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a day

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keeps the doctor 

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away

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but if 

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the doctor

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is cute

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screw

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the

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fruit

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and the doctor

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the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

(via thetiffanyblews)

(Source: harrypottergif)

supernaturalapocalypse:

supernaturalapocalypse:

supernaturalapocalypse:

That video of the bird reminded me of the video Misha also took of the goats.

But wait, there’s another:

wingsdestiel helped me find yet another:

(via supernaturalapocalypse)

tv meme: [2/5] male characters  tenth doctor

(via tennants-hair)

(Source: faithful-viewer, via david-tennants-little-fangirl)

tennants-hair:

can tom hiddleston ever answer normally to a question or does he just vomit poetry whenever he’s asked something

thecolorchartreuse:

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

eating breakfast on the go

thecolorchartreuse:

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

eating breakfast on the go

(Source: memewhore, via bookworm5-)

b0yscout:

cybergata:

Elephants walking through a rain forest.

i thought these were bunnies in a field of grass but ok

b0yscout:

cybergata:

Elephants walking through a rain forest.

i thought these were bunnies in a field of grass but ok

(via supernatural-who-lock)

orichalc:

"Those people down there, they’re never small to me. Don’t make assumptions about how far I will go to protect them because I’ve already come a very long way and unlike you I do not expect to reach The Promise Land."

(via supernatural-who-lock)

I’m the Doctor. I’ve lived for over 2,000 years and not all of them were good. I’ve made many mistakes, and it’s about time that I did something about that.

(Source: brideoffire, via david-tennants-little-fangirl)

kitoky:

#people who don’t like Nine don’t deserve him anyway

(Source: mastersamwise, via wingscanspeak)

abi-infinitylovely:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

What

(Source: nasturbate, via bookworm5-)

fifabrazil:

people are scared of shows like Hannibal and Ameican Horror Story but if you’ve seen courage the cowardly dog you’ve seen it all

(Source: poppedamalikimsweating, via hollsternator23)

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